he looks dangerously dehydrated. maybe boone stole the water bottles again.

you up?

as if i wasn't worried about Chloe Moretz enough already...

i can see where's he's coming from. i have the same fear that my child might someday choose to dabble in christianity.

awesome!!! thank zeus it includes identifying information. Nero D'Avola, 46 Gansevoort Street, New York, NY.

i thought that's what crocs were for.

i had one emotional vampire therapist, who was really needy and wanted to talk about her own life every session and when talking about me mostly talked about how great the progress i was making through her was. she also upped my fee and waited for me to dig through my purse for stray singles to pay her. when we broke…

you don't want unwed mothers. you don't want affordable birth control. you don't want abortions. you don't want welfare moms. you don't want anchor babies. what do you want!!!

that's more like a 32 f. and globular.

how did they manage to get the implants in under that super-strong skin?

yeah, i didn't feel "obligated" to tell the other lady, i just concluded that i would want to be told, if it was she who made the discovery first. i think it's a personal choice. i didn't especially do it to "girl power! stand up to the men!!" but rather out of identifying with her.

i have done this twice in the past (told the other cheated-on party once the cheater was discovered). it has always been a disaster at first. both ladies flipped out at me and defended the cheater. but it has also always been for the best in the long run, they were sufficiently warned that soon enough they got the…

no way, the mpaa likes to throw its weight around and resents a movie exposing bullies? no waaaaaayyy.

to paraphrase tina fey, we don't f'in care if you like it.

clearly time lord tech

have you tried looking up and into a light? there are physical things you can do to stop and alter the physical reaction. pinching, biting your tongue, or ideally getting control of your breathing, can interrupt the physical process.

looking up & at a light works best for me for when it's anger-tears. looking directly at a light makes some people sneeze, so i don't think it works for everyone (although fake-cold is an excellent coverup for cry-y-mess-face). when it's upset-crying, like onthecornerof says above, mental math is good.

to get it together quickly, look up and at a light fixture. it'll dry those tears right up.

i'm with you. i'd watch that movie.

really? i'd love to read a dissertation about the chemical composition of human farts. i wonder which gawker-family site will write an article summarizing it for me.