A tattoo is not a legal document. That’s the end of it right there.

Looking at it lit up in the YouTube video is much less sinister. It actually doesn’t look TOO bad, it’s just SO MUCH. It seems VERY over-decorated. There’s like a Christmas tree every three feet or something. I suppose ‘less is more’ is not a phrase the Trumps have ever heard of.

I still can’t get over Ash’s eye squiggles. I just... it’s a mustache. I will never NOT see a mustache. It’s so distracting I almost can’t look at anything else on the screen.

Besides the KKK, the Happy Happy Village cult is also based on Aum Shinrikiyo, a Japanese cult. They wore blue clothing and were known for putting on a cheery facade to entice people into joining. Their headquarters was on a dairy farm. The cult was responsible for using sarin gas to attack people on a subway.

This was worth watching just to see Fahey’s face when he ate that creamed corn chip. He looked like he was about to cry but, like, not in a ‘woe is me’ kind of way. More in a ‘what evil man brought this into the world and does this mean there is no just and loving God’ kind of way.

Kiryu will never be in Tekken because he’s just too powerful. Tournaments would just devolve into who could Kiryu harder. The Tekken forums would be filled with threads full of users claiming that in their copy they could select no other character than Kiryu, to which moderators would reply “That’s not a glitch.”

The President just mixed up There/They’re and used the word ‘haters’. That alone makes me groan and put my face in my hands.

Good on him for being able to make a living, at least for a while, doing something fun. A lot of people don’t ever get to do that, even temporarily.

I agree with Heather. I’d prefer if they left it alone. Truth/Doubt/Lie is much more clear in what your intent is than Good Cop/Bad Cop. The problem with the dialogue choices in LA Noire doesn’t lie in how they’re labeled, it lies in Cole completely flying off the handle when he finds out Mrs. McGruder told him she…

D-does... does this mean I don’t have to go through Outland anymore if I don’t want to level a new character? Because that would be amazing. I love leveling and questing in WoW much more than running dungeons or raids, but Outland has always been the very worst part of the experience. It’s soul-crushing. If I can skip…

I never got very far in Inquisition, but reading this tells me how Gita feels about Solas is pretty much how I felt about Anders in Dragon Age II.

Boy do I have a game for you! It’s called Team Fortress 2 and for years has featured gaming’s premier hat-based economy.

Weird thing is I managed to guess the Church password and it called me out for cheating, haha. I just picked the most religious phrase I could.

Fallout 3 vs Fallout: New Vegas.

There’s an hour long video documentary on Polybius on YouTube by Ahoy that is extremely well researched and very fascinating to watch. if you’re interested in Polybius, I highly recommend it.

Seeing Donald Trump sitting before a little card with ‘The President’ written on it is like getting a look at a Lovecraftian horror that should not exist. My brain is trying to make sense of this thing that should not have been birthed into this reality.

Was going to add this myself. For all it’s problems, Wildstar did two things, I think, really well. Action combat and housing. It was instanced, it was affordable, highly customizable, and you could even put things like freakin’ resource nodes, challenges, and a DUNGEON in it.

I love Binary Domain. It’s a great B-Movie style game. A.. B-Game? It’s not entirely polished, kind of repetitive and pretty cheesy, but it’s just so much dang fun. It knows what it’s strengths are and leans on them. I put this game in the same category as Bulletstorm; dumb, shameless fun.

Next can we have a Steam World Heist 2, please? With more appearances by Steam Powered Giraffe? Because that would be excellent.

Why does Tien barely have better stats than Yamcha? Japan, why do you hate Tien?