Ok. Having watched Tim’s video on this, on DQ 11 and several of his FF7 videos, I am now ABSOLUTELY sure that no conversation with Tim Rogers lasts less than thirty minutes. Ever.

What savage programmed that door? YOU GO BACK AND FIX IT.

Shame WildStar didn’t really take off. It had a lot of decent ideas. I enjoyed the combat, the housing system was really good, and though it was poorly implemented I liked the path actions you could take.

I’m going to get ahead of the trend and name my baby Whataburger in anticipation.

The best parents know when to stop you from doing something potentially fatal and when to let you make your own mistakes, because experience is the best teacher. I’ve had my father drive me to the hospital on more than one occasion, me clutching some bloody wound or broken bone, him just staring straight ahead and…

You’d think companies would be more careful about this kind of thing considering all the flak they’ve been getting over loot boxes and paid content but I guess greed really conquers all.

I’ve always enjoyed both Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest, but as I’ve gotten older I find I’ve drifted away from being interested in FF games and very interested in every new DQ game. As the series gets older, FF seems to have grown more... something. I don’t know. The character design gets weirder, the stories throw…

The novel John Dies At The End describes nu-metal as if you “fed a sheet of rap lyrics to a goat and read its turds aloud over heavy metal guitar” and this is the correct, most accurate description of the genre ever crafted.

The continuing adventures of FLORIDA MAN!

Things Donald Trump Understands:

Woman visits Taco Bell twice a week + Woman gets to 101 years old = Taco Bell will make you live longer. THE MATH CHECKS OUT! EVERYONE GET A CHALUPA!

This game throws a TON at you right out of the gate. Before you can even make non-shitty grave markers you have to complete like five different tasks, all while gathering supplies and managing your energy.

Why does he bother with DIET Coke? That’s so fucking weird. That Diet Coke ain’t gonna save you when you’re chowing down a bucket of KFC and a bag of Doritos for dinner every day. You’re gonna fucking die, you might as well do it having a soda that doesn’t taste like stale ass.

Vol’jin is my Warchief. RIP.

It’s OK to just think of men as sexy too. Where’s Guy Gun? Imagine how erotic it would be to creep up on a guy fixing his car and squirtgun him in the crack of his ass as he’s bent over fixing the drive shaft. Or you could see a single dad trudging down the sidewalk because his child support check bounced and his…

You can adjust taxes, yes. You do have to worry about electricity and water - they have a radius that they can effect (it’s pretty large so don’t worry) and can power a certain number of buildings each. Normal roads supply buildings with water and power but are the worst at managing traffic flow, where highways that…

Yeah, H’annit’s area really throws me off. I don’t know why they had to do that. I mean, I thought Frog from Chrono Trigger was kind of bad but they just cranked it up to eleven there. It’s especially jarring because the whole area is such a weirdo mishmash of styles; they speak in faux Shakespearian (or whatever)…

Life In Aggro wins this week for sure. Great comic. The art is always on point but sometimes they fail with the layout or the comic itself just isn’t.. great. This week they nailed all of it. It’s not just about couples, either. Sometimes I feel the same way, playing with friends. If you’re in a game where you know…

Who the hell is this Sylvanas character? Vol’jin is my Warchief.

How about some love for “All This And Gargantua II”? Jonas Jr. meets his end, Billy’s mom is some kind of badass, and Dr. Venture and Dean bond a little.