I liked a lot of the companion characters in Fallout 4. They were pretty interesting overall and I wanted to travel with them but.. it’s just... doing that kind of hinders the gameplay in a way I don’t like. AI tends to get in the way, ruin opportunities for stealth, and don’t really make enough of a difference in…

The slice of tomato on that angus burger is almost as thick as the meat patty itself. This is just too much tomato.

Interestingly, the first two Fallout games manuals had recipes in the back! So this really isn’t that unusual, I guess.

Interestingly, the first two Fallout games manuals had recipes in the back! So this really isn’t that unusual, I…

It’s like Steam’s problems are starting to bleed over onto other systems now.

Chicken Parm Pizza Style? Someone at Cheesecake Factory is coming up with new menu items by throwing darts at a dartboard with a bunch of random foods written on it. I can’t wait for Grilled Waffles Milkshake and Cheesecake Parmesean Burrito.

Did World of Warcraft, like ten years ago, teach us that you can’t really have in game memorials without someone showing up to ruin it? It’s shitty that that is the reality we live in, but here we are. We can’t have nice things.

I also recommend this gentlemen’s work.

You work at a fucking CVS, guy, not Lois Vuitton. Settle down. Ms. Hudson ain’t sitting at home, rubbing her hands together with glee after putting the finishing touches on an Ocean’s Eleven-style heist involving a fake fucking cupon for incontinence producs, going “YES! Now I’ll finally pull one over on those CVS…

Hey, while Papa John’s is scrapping stuff that is terrible, they should get rid of their pizza too.

I think many of these are just people getting creative with stuff just for fun. Doing these things just to see if they can do it.

I was wondering what that was about. I have a red ‘x’ next to my name on my dashboard.

Criminals choose Haribo, the most vile of gummi bears. Good people go with Albanese. I will also accept Black Forest. Haribo should be banished to the blackest pits of candy hell with the Circus Peanuts and Neco Wafers.

That’s our Jerma! Not his first time in a Kotaku article and I doubt it will be his last. What a hard-working, personable, funny, tall streamer. Definitely NOT compact.

You probably don’t want your players cruising around all over the place. They’d wind up passing by tons of content and not getting to see all the detail that was put into the world. Plus, the game worlds are just filled with, like, rubble and wreckage that cars wouldn’t be able to go around. It’s easier to get some…

OK.

If nobody had stopped her and she’d fallen and died, this would have instead been an article about how the police ignored a woman in peril and caused her death. So, y’know, either way I guess you get to have an article about it, right?

Honestly, the real crime here is choosing to eat at Subway.

It’s cool. If it turns out to be Ogdru Jahad, we’ll just call Hellboy.

It still absolutely baffles me that religious people can proudly hoist signs declaring that normal human beings are full of demons and should be burned. Do you really think your God and Jesus want you to wish death on those different than you? If you’re ‘correct’ and gay people are destined for the lake of fire…

Freedom, man. It’s what this country is all about. You’re free to be a mouthpiece for the racist, elitist cheese golem that somehow gained sentience but if I own a restaurant, I’m also free to not have to serve you.