thespitefulcrow
TheSpitefulCrow
thespitefulcrow

Weird that I enjoyed both On A Rail in HL and the speedboat sequence in HL2, when these are some of the most reviled parts of both games. Thinking about it a little, they’re actually kind of similar. You’re on a vehicle and you have to kind of travel around, stopping to get supplies or engage in combat.

I’m waiting for this to come out on iOS because, frankly, my fingers are too stupid to handle this kind of stress typing. CSD can get hectic during rush hour even just tapping on a screen, much less trying to remember all the hotkeys and fill all those orders before I go into stress panic and just hide under my desk

Kiwami had kind of a Spider Man 3 thing going on. Too many bad guys running around and the game putting focus on the wrong ones. Nishki deserved more screen time and more encounters with Kiryu. They should’ve figured a way to erase Jingu from the story, he was pretty worthless as a villain and his fight was more

I almost gave up on Homestuck. Until it introduced Terezi, anyway. She’s still one of my favorite characters, not just in Homestuck, but ever. The obsession with justice, the weird synesthesia-thing she has going on there, the dual nature of being excessively cruel but also having remose for that cruelty.. Hm.

WOW that Double XP was a pretty deep Seinfeld cut. I wonder how many people are gonna get that.

#2 doesn’t count. EVERYONE is scared of Carol from HR. Carol pretends to be friendly by leaving her office door open and claiming she’s trying to be ‘welcoming’ and ‘you can come in and talk to me ANY time’ but we all know that’s a lie. Carol’s got that door open so she can watch people walk by and pull you in when

Just imagine being one of the developers who worked so hard for so long on this game, only to see the publisher stain your effort with corporate greed.

I’m on Burger’s side here. I know a natural disaster is a hell of a thing to fight through, but that doesn’t give you the right to destroy someone’s property and ruin their livelihood. There are other options; friends, neighbors, shelters. There’s help out there if they need it, they didn’t need to resort to looting.

They’ve converted her. She’s one of them now. The plague is spreading and in the future, all will be Rabbids and Minions and hellfire and damnation. It’ll be like The Walking Dead, but the walkers are people painted yellow or wearing rabbit ears.

I started with Yakuza 0 and really want to play this one. I saw the big spoiler warning up there, so I’d like to know, what are the spoilers for? Are there spoilers for the plot of this game, or for Yakuza 0? I want to read the review but I don’t want my crime soap opera ruined.

I always liked the look of Xenogears and the combat system, but the story was such convoluted nonsensical garbage that it was hard to stay invested in it. It’s in the same vein as Metal Gear Solid in the sense that if you asked someone to explain the plot to you, the discussion would last an hour and require a flow

Funny environmental storytelling example; In Fallout 3 the Enclave base is full of grated flooring. The mess hall features such flooring and if you go under there, under the tables you can see a bunch of forks and knives. People keep dropping their silverware and it falls into the grate, never to be used again.

So basically Ketchup lost because it was too popular, is what I’m getting out of this. Correct me if I’m wrong; most of the matches ended up being Ketchup v Ketchup because the team was more popular, but the Mayo v Ketchup matches that actually happened were in Mayo’s favor, so Mayo ended up winning. At the same time

My parents bought me The Legend of Zelda for NES when I was a kid and it was one of the first games I ever owned. We played it as a family both to bond and because I was pretty little and needed the help. We made little notes all over the map that came with the game. Wish I still had it.

The price for this on Steam is also $40, which is sheer insanity.

As a new player to the game, I’m kind of baffled as to why housing is set up the way it is. Maybe the intent was to have neighborhoods where you’d start to get to know your neighbors and make new friends, adding another layer of socialization to the game. Despite the game having been quickly reduced to Free To Play

I have a question I never got answered because I only played The Surge for a couple hours before giving up on it. You start the game heading into this pristine (if oddly empty) sci-fi corporation. You get knocked out and awaken and everything looks like it’s sustained ten months of aerial bombardment. Why? Did the

When they say Final Fantasy III do they mean Final Fantasy VI, which we got as III? I guess it doesn’t matter. If history repeats, this thing will be impossible to find anyway and Nintendo will discontinue them before I can get one.

I just couldn’t make it through the demo of this. The mimics pop up too frequently for my tastes. It makes exploration annoying because every time I try to look at something, a black pile of goop leaps out and bites me on the ass, accompanied by an orchestral sting. The combat isn’t interesting enough to make up for

I find it odd that he says that the scenes shouldn’t be taken litterally and they have other meanings - then goes on to say that he doesn’t know what those meanings might be. So either way, he has no idea what’s going on?