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And so the destroyer of Persona 5 save files shows himself at last.

I read the first book when I heard it was something like ‘Harry Potter The College Years’ or whatever and, like a lot of other people, couldn’t get over the fact that the main character is an absolutely unlikable asshole. I finished the book but getting through it was an absolute chore. The kid begins by pining for

I don’t like wrestling. I don’t really care for most of his movies. But you don’t have to like either of those to appreciate The Rock, because that dude has proved multiple times to be a really awesome guy just overall.

Puzzle Agent. You work for the FBI, so you are law enforcement. Each puzzle you solve costs a minimum of $70,000 taxpayer dollars. If massive governmental over-spending on trifles is not gritty realism I don’t know what is. 

It’s one of the reasons I don’t like the Fire Emblem series even though I love Strategy. The added hassle of not only micro managing everyone’s XP gains, but also their weapon use.

When you’ve implimented a system that encourages employees to ring up sales as a different employee so as to hurt (or boost) that person’s numbers, you’ve come up with a crappy system.

I wasn’t terribly interested in playing through RE7, but still interested enough to watch it, to see where the story went. The first person I settled on was Jerma985 (he’s been featured on Kotaku before - remember the guy that played every GTA clone on iOS?) because he’s genuinely funny and when he reacts to scares

Can we get a seperate Kotaku article on the horror show that is that old timey photo of all the McDonalds characters? Because there’s a lot of things to break down, a lot of questions that need to be asked, a lot of new nightmares I’m going to have about the Hamburgler’s glasgow smile and stringy, crusty hair that

I didn’t need another reason to love Yakuza 0, but here it is.

Call me when they come out with one of these with buffalo sauce in place of ranch.

And that subway train in Broken Steel or something was actually an NPC with a train for a head that just ran really fast. A lot of the tables in Skyrim are just shelving units that are clipped halfway into the ground. The bushes in Super Mario Bros are just re-colored clouds (or is it the other way around?). There’s a

The same thing occurred with EarthBound way back in the day. Look at all the hospitals around the english version of the game and you’ll notice none of them sport a red cross.

Thank you! I was like “Tracer is gay. Neat. Doesn’t matter what her sexuality is, she’s awesome either way, but WHY DOES SHE STILL HAVE THE GOGGLES ON.” On that note; why ISN’T she wearing the chronal accelerator? Doesn’t she need that to stay anchored in the present or something?

Hasn’t Clementine had a terrible enough life as it is? Must we traumatize that poor girl further?

Do you know what’s even more gut-wrenching? Doing a Nuzlocke blind!

How do you play this game for free? I see it up on the PSN store and the description says it’s Free-To-Play and yet the only version I can find on the store is the twenty dollar ‘Founders Pack’ version.

I miss that manual that came with the first Fallout game. It was a spiral notebook-style manual with lots of fluff in it, like little recipies in the back for post-apocalyptic snacks and everything. When Lunar: SSSC came out for Playstation (2?) it had a hardcover manual and everything. The best one, of course, was

Copy and paste this comment thread for next week’s PA. And the next. And the next. And so on.

Well played.

Doesn’t this make Zenyatta even more obsolete? He was basically the long range Heal/Damage character and now that will be Ana except, presumably, from even longer range and less squishy.