In this situation, I think we can all agree the proper course of action is to ditch the car and go steal another one while the cops aren't looking.

Good thing that colon clinic is right there because that cab driver obviously has something up his ass.

@pgammo: 63

So, did he ever record a Tripoli-double?

The dictator briefly coached the team himself, but his players didn't know whether to call him Coach Q, Coach G, or Coach K.

Go Bobcats!

You know your team is fucked when Qaddafi is a better owner than James Dolan.

Needs more caps...and words...and exclamation points. I'm also curious about this drug attic you speak of. My realtor didn't even alert me that this is AN OPTION!!!!

damn...he used to be *twice* as racist.

Woo ah, MRSA MRSA me
Ah my foot ain’t what it used to be, no no
Where did my toenail go?
Poison is Greg Schiano in the doormat of the NFC.

Nasty infections in Tampa and bullying in Miami.

Alright guys, let's do this. Let's comment on this article without referencing "Schiano men" or Richie Incognito. I'll start.

It's easy to blow this off because the game doesn't really matter in terms of the national scene and because the outcome wasn't impacted. But seriously...what the hell just happened? How was this not fixed? The ref might have just as well awarded Buffalo a field goal or declared himself prom queen for all the sense…

The Jaguars have the most stable and constructive locker room and coaching staff in the state of Florida right now. Consider the ramifications of that sentence

Tom Ley = what a vagina would look like if it were a full grown human.

Remember when deadspin had pearl jam week. That was the best week of deadspin ever.

This was after about two minutes and one google search...you really should try harder man...you're an editor, you should be better than this.

And that, my dear children, is how Japanese cars get made.