It's good to know that Aaron Brooks has moved on from his disappointing stint as quarterback for the New Orleans Saints and has found a new home, in this .gif, getting fouled by Blake Griffin, over and over again, ad infinitum. Karma's a bitch, ain't it, you asshole?

What?

In case you're wondering, the theme of the album is the unconscious link between prevailing scientific forms of thought and heteronormative gender constructs. We expect it will be be popular among dumbasses.

Incidentally, "Experiment-Cum-Love" is the name of the lead single from my experimental rock band's upcoming album, "Science Fuck."

Ho ho ho, ninja-edit! Well, you can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time! Sooner or later the whole rotten edifice will come crashing down like the house of cards that it is!

This would have been funny were it not for the fact that Auburn has already won 8 games.

I'm giving you a +1, because that word might come in handy if I ever find myself playing Scrabble in Israel.

That's cute that you think that anybody in Alabama has a real Christmas tree.

Like the Wet Bandits' running faucet, the Tiger Claws leaves gifts.

So I've been going through the posting histories of some of the people that have recommended me over the past week or so. Most of them strike me as intelligent, well-rounded people, but I seem to have garnered a small following of people who are just tickled to death that I apparently took on the "white-guilt, PC…

Be sure to let us know if you die.

He was probably smoking marijuana becausoh fuck it.

You almost made me laugh like a maniac during a boring family outing.

Holy shit, this is the hairiest situation I've seen since that charity event for chemo patients with Phineas Freakears.

What? You better not be shittin' me.

Is that what that is? I'm not some dumb idiot who obsesses over funny pictures.

A what-now?

Didn't know gay sex was a sport in the modern-day Soddom of Milwaukee.

Once like any other superstar NFL quarterback, Aaron Rodgers' life changed forever in a freak accident, in which he became...