If only Jeff had a penis...

A giga-yacht is almost guaranteed to get you laid.

This is reminiscent of the incident when a woman backed into a whirling airplane propeller. Disaster.

Calling an entire generation “archaic and hateful” is just as wrong as Piquet’s slur. If you think prejudice is related to age, think again. Or open a history book.

Nobody should be surprised by this. Right about the time we invaded Iraq (2003) gas prices were approaching $5. Everybody shit their pants and raised hell. A few months later prices started falling and people started buying Hummer H2s to commute to work in.

Don’t GIVE your head while driving. USE it.

You must not have a small penis. If you did, purchasing one of these would make perfect sense.

The hype they generated for Segway cannot be overstated. Luminaries from industry, government, education, and the arts were swooning over this “civilization changing device.” 

 19" wheels? Why the heck would they do that? It’s not an ADV, is it?

Just make sure you put the fenders away before leaving the dock.

Miami “Gardens” is a misnomer. It’s a scraggly old neighborhood built on drained Everglades swamp. The view outdoors is dominated by a literal mountain of garbage that borders the dump they call a city. I’d be angry about anything and everything too if I had to live in that shithole.

The best bike for a novice is one you won’t mind dropping or crashing a few times as you gain experience. 

“pretend like none of this didn’t happen”

I knew the party was over when Google bought Waze, the only real competitor to Google Maps. I guess $1,000,000,000.00 is hard to say no to.

There’s nothing I like better than grilled Hormiga sausages. 

I had a diesel Sentra for a few years. One morning I was in a rush to work and filled it with gas. The station owner drained out the gas, filled it with diesel, and away I went. It might have gone quite differently if I hadn’t realized my error before driving off.

Congrats on the new ride. You have sold me on one for my daily 40 mile commute.

Donald Trump frequently made me shit myself when he was President. Is there a statute of limitations on citizen’s arrest?

And <1% of the 5% who know Antifa means “anti-fascist” know what “fascist” means.

This was quite a nice change from the usual content. Thank you.