I didn’t understand the tweet he posted after that one.

Not saying that they do, but I’m imagining lines cut on the bottom of the bowl. Or on a plate. (I don’t always do lines but when I do it’s on black china).

Bobby Flay/Chelsea Handler: least likable couple ever?

Exactly! The correct response - if you’re white - to “Black lives matter” is to say “Yes. Yes, they do” not “BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?!?”

I will never understand how people seem to think that someone saying "Black lives matter" somehow means "everyone else's life doesn’t" like what kind of mental gymnastics does someone go through to need to shout ALL LIVES MATTER in response?

I appreciate this.

Mark, you magnificent bastard. I will miss you. You posted the best videos. You had such a big heart too. You were such a pleasure and the one of the few writers left that I really love. All the rest have already gone or will be leaving.

This is a sad, sad day. You were a treasure and will be missed!

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

Simultaneously overcoddled and overworked. As a single child in China, you reap not only all the luxuries that would otherwise have went to your siblings, but also all of the expectations and pressures.

I’m Chinese-American, and its so funny to me how each countries media reports on the other. In China, where women could own property and divorce hundreds of years before their western counterparts, they see American restrictions on abortions and birth control, the gender pay gap, rates of sexual violence, etc as…

All I got out of this article is Elvira makes wine.

Yeah, Gwen’s gone full Blake. I bet when she was with Gavin it was all Bangers and Mash and Figgy puddings.

I love how molesting a bunch of little girls (mainly his sisters, one of whom was only 5) is not as bad as the cheating. Raise your hand if you’d much, much, rather you found out your spouse cheated on you than sexually abused a number of kids? I might be hurt about cheating, but I could see working past it. I would…

Yeah like..maybe if you use your vibrator on other people, but I’ve literally never heard of that for one’s own personal time.

In related news, Neversink proudly names its first (official) Town Drunk.
Applications for the position of Village Idiot can be submitted for review.

Shout out to all my fellow Jezzies who read “inexpensive Yankee candles” and thought about how you only get Yankee candles when they're on the clearance endcap at TJ Maxx.

70 isn’t really that old. What are you guys, twenty-somethings?

Yes! I sent this tip. As someone who knows Stacey Newman personally, I can attest that she is one of the most kick-ass women I have ever met. She is always fighting the good fight for women in Missouri, and is someone we can all be proud of. Plus, she’s super nice, smart, and funny.