Oh god, please don’t watch, it’s so embarrassing.

Just wait until you have to convert the infant car seat into two convertibles. That’s almost $700 gone like that.

Don’t let the bastards wear you down, you don’t need 90% of the crap they’re trying to sell you! :)

i swear, when its my time, im not telling anyone the sex because i refuse to outfit my baby in the awful pink and blue ish all over the place.

Ugh, I’m 20 weeks pregnant today, I break into hives whenever I start to research strollers, car seats, etc. We’re going to get a lot of hand-me-downs, but some stuff we’re going to have to shell out for. I HATE feeling like we are being shaken down for all our money by an industry that also insists on these cutesy,…

I’ve only told this story to my closest friends. I haven’t even confided in my sister (for fear of the obvious shame). Please buckle in because this tale needs to be told in length.

I should preface this by saying that I have never seen a ghost or had any weird experiences, but my mom, who must be more sensitive than I am, has them constantly. She’s had multiple family members appear to her after they died (as has my grandma), she’s had ghosts appear and react to her presence simply because she…

Does the NRA advocate that women carry guns to defend themselves from sexual predators whom they endorse for President?

To be fair, Mark Kirk pulled his endorsement in June when he attacked Judge Curiel.

Hi there! What a pleasant and substantive comment!

You’re underestimating how much his supporters REALLY REALLY want to have brown people know their fucking place again.

So many people have devoted 25+ years of their lives to obtaining a PhD, academic research, and writing to teach at a world renowned university. If Angelina Jolie was teaching my class I would want my money back.

Flam is that feeling you get when you’re exhausted and have to wake up at 3 AM to change and feed a newborn. I wish Stranger Things had existed then because you totally feel like you’re in the Upside Down. Oh, and you also look and feel like the monster who lives there.

I also have to leap out of bed at 5:45 AM and immediately take on the role of drill sargent to get everyone out of the door on time. Weren’t mornings painful enough already before you had to become the braying harpie forcing people to brush their teeth?

OMG are you me? Are you wearing yoga pants contemplating if 7:30 is too early to put the kids to bed on a Friday night so you can go to bed too?  

Yeah, my version of FLAM is wake up tired at 5:45 AM, proceed to hustle three kids through two hours of getting to school routines, caffeinate myself into consciousness, bulldoze through a day, cry inside when the evening meal I prepare is thrown away and I’m castigated for never making ANYTHING GOOD, I cajole, beg,…

We should do it though. If we don’t, we’re selfish bitches. But once we do we better not expect government aid of any kind. Cause after all it was entirely our decision and no one forced us into it. :/

I would like to take a moment to pay tribute to my father, Marine Corp Colonel Samuel Tillett for his courageous and near fatal actions, attempting to save as many lives as possible 15 years ago today in his position as head of security at The Pentagon. When the plane hit my father was not but a hundred feet from the…

Long hair? What? Why?

All I’m going to say is, a good parent would encourage their children to visit their other parent - and if there’s abuse then there are healthy ways to handle it without simply ignoring it.