some people here like amy schumer. some do not. sometimes we have nice posts about her because the ppl who like her are writing those posts. sometimes we critique her because a lot of what she does sucks. it’s not fucking “bff to hatersville” but thanks for reducing a group of various and individual adult professional…

How ‘bout one with a list of all the Trump descriptions?

If he did that to Taylor Fucking Swift, he’s done it to many other women who were easier targets with less resources. I hope that T wins her case, both for herself and for whoever else he has assaulted.

I do not know. What bra company?

To be fair she was rather noisy and he was trying to catch some shut-eye between questions.

I think you should frame it, and consider archival framing while you’re at it.

Guys! My g-ma is finally moving into a g-ma appropriate sized domicile, and we were going thru a ton of her junk a few weekends ago....I found quite a few old treasures, including a set of 1987 Princess Di paperdolls that I was pretty obsessed with as a kid. It’s still so awesome! I want to frame it!

For a person with a lot of hair (like myself), it was a great hair era. You better believe I fluffed that shit up to a fair-thee-well. The flat-and-straight look of the last decade has been an exercise in frustration.

This is kind of fab, although I want to light those shoes on fire. Diana would never.

Oh it’s great! It’s when you knit quickly (usually while watching reality Tv) with one raised eyebrow and some piping hot tea nearby. It’s best if you can make little comments at the Tv like, “Someone’s getting kicked out of the dinner on Friday,” or even just a “Hm!” sound. My mother has mastered the art.

I forgot about that guy! I remember my mother sitting next to me, knitting in a judgey way and saying “well he’s got the right idea.”

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

You might even say, they need to carry this to term.

I can’t stop picturing Hillary Clinton kissing her fingers and pressing them to her wallet sized photo of Beyoncé for good luck before each speech. “We got this, Bey...who run the world?”

Kate and William have at least one dog.

I’m sad she is not taking in new puppies - they could go to Kate & Wills if she dies? Do they have pets of their own?

Her absolute resolve in this campaign, most especially the debates, to not lash out, not silently mouth “liar,” not kick his podium/chair to the ground and not punch him in the throat... are all I need to convince me that this woman NEEDS to be president. If she hasn’t throat-punched Trump, she can probably handle a…

I enjoy being scared shitless and seek out thrills accordingly, but... you might want to sit down for this.... that doesn’t make me strong any more than a distaste for fear/scary movies makes someone weak. Crazy stuff, I know.

Aren’t you just a ray of fucking sunshine?