I actually have no idea, but it’s basically my favorite thing ever.

Kylie M right now

I think I read one that said something like “Eric Trump looks like a shitty vampire slinging molly in the background of a Blade movie”

Thank you for this. I’m feeling so heavy-hearted this week, but a David S Pumpkins reference will always make me giggle.

Beautifully put. Reminds me of Bob Ross:

that collection of right angles he calls a head

This is sometimes called “Cafeteria Christianity” - choose/follow what you like and leave the rest behind.

pssssst - it’s yarmulke

oh my god I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

just... wow

I appreciate, probably waaaaaaay more than I should, that you correctly spelled sequins. I worked in the couture bridal industry for years and the number of people who think it’s spelled sequence is too. damn. high.

No, that’s January 20th

Peppermint crunch Junior Mints make the Christmas season bearable (sorta).

her IG is a treasure trove of beauty and amazingness

I think she’s saying skootchie boochies, like “ move over”?

Pretty sure it’s her at the end?

Wait, isn’t she the one in that bra ad that’s on now, where she elbows her way into a photo with two other women yelling “HASHTAG GIRLFRIENDS!”?

PREACH

PLEASE describe judgmental knitting more for me