thesockofages
The Sock of Ages
thesockofages

I didn’t before, but I now dislike the Pirates.

They are from the same community as the Steelers, so don’t give me the “non-annoying fans” horseshit.

The 0-3 Cardinals have struck out a combined 37 times in their three losses.

“Also, Puja is a woman.”

I feel like the NBA should just go ahead and pull it now instead of waiting to see if they fix this abomination of a law. Then they should tell the state legislators that until this law is removed from the books that North Carolina will never see another NBA related event of any magnitude again. And then just follow

They won 10 games this year.

Yep. Public speaking is not his forte.

Should be plenty of time to rest these guys when they destroy the 8 seed in the play-offs.

I find poorly made movies boring, not fun, and tedious, even with my brain turned off. There’s a difference between well-made trash and complete crap.

I never got that mentality... if you’re only interested in the exciting visuals, why see a movie at all? You could just wait until someone uploads all the fight scenes and watch them on Youtube. If I’m actually going to go watch a film I’d like for the story to at least not be so bad that it distracts me from enjoying

$7?? What third world country do you live in?

Now I'm picturing Danny Trejo as Batman.

If you thought Age of Ultron was bad then I’d wager you’ll poke your eyes out with rusty spoons by the end of this one.

He’s like if Michael Bay took himself deadly serious.

Could have sworn the most thrown back jersey in Maryland would be Ray Rice.

We’ve had Tacos before, this Taco is no Dr Taco B M Monster.

My final four: Attila Freska, Rusty Justice, Jasmine Alburquerque-Croissant, & Langstaff Dickerson.

Lt. Charlene Sprinkle-Huff is that 12 that beats a 5. Count her in for a trip to the elite 8.

This is my Christmas morning! Still kind of bummed that the boring Amanda Miranda Panda beat the sublime Tunis Van Peenen last year.

Uh, “being one billionth as strong or fast or capable as Superman, and thus unable to even see Superman coming until after both his arms have been torn off” is a pretty big weakness.