How about “Dipsy-doodle, rock-and-roll, it’s Draymond Green with another FANNNNNNTASTIC triple-double.” Or, “ddraridgwaftd” for short.

Cat’s Cradle is probably my favorite book, and I think part of the appeal is its large cast of interesting characters, moreso than any other Vonnegut novel I’d say. It really could translate well to a tv series if they do a good job of exploring and fleshing out the back stories of the characters.

Thank you for doing this. One minor problem I noticed was that you didn’t have multiple answer options for some of the questions. I had a semester long health course that mainly focused on sex ed with a full time health teacher who was also an RN, AND we had multiweek “refresher” courses each year as part of gym class…

Normally I would not respond to something so crass and bring it out of the grey, but this Seinfeld exchange ran through my head and I felt the need to share it. You didn’t even make a joke. You just said something that you thought would be shocking and added a cliche at the end.

Rowlf, the original Muppet and still the best

My Dinner with Iron Man

"Good vendor of shoes! How many barleycorns am I this fine day?

Yea, I work at a recycling center in MA where we've been accepting #7 plastics for at least the last five years, and they specifically say that K cups are ok.

They should have had Neeson play an older version of Will Smith's character with no explanation for the change in physical appearance or excessive ageing. Just Neeson killing aliens and saying the exact same lines that would have been written for Smith.

Hey Will, I was thinking of doing the same Maine Brew Bus tour in the spring. Do you think it would be worth the $75 cost for those of us who aren't beer reviewers?

Right? It didn't meet my high expectations, but I thought it was still a pretty decent film. And his criticisms are spot on; it was a good looking movie with some interesting ideas but an underdeveloped story. I feel like this is a common pattern for directors who first make it big with a passion project that they've…

Turn in your rings and your moons, and get the hell out of my orbit!

The Godfather Part 2, in a sense? I got nothing else, though I am of the position that Temple of Doom is silly and great, if not as great as the other two.

Smarmy and dumb is MLB's modus operandi. MLB would never do this. Therefore, this is not smarmy and dumb.

I had the pleasure of attending a marathon of all three on Monday, so possible spoilers...

How incredible would it be if the Others won? All of the humans in Westeros are wiped out as eternal winter descends, and in the final scene the King of the Others sits on the Iron Throne as the hall slowly turns to ice.

For a made up religion that states upfront that it's complete bullshit, Bokononism has a lot of good things to say.

Never. Deadspin is a media outlet. Media outlets often feature editorial content, such as the piece you just read. Editorials are rarely considered legally binding rulings.

Now I just hope he completes the Khan trilogy by starring in a remake of John Wayne's "The Conqueror." It couldn't be any worse than the original.

Also, for the most unassailable scientific response in the history of film: