I think a better solution would be instead of boards, have a ledge that players will fall over and then a Turtle on a cloud with a fishing pole rescues them and drops them back in the middle of the ice.

"Ere I waited seemingly a fortnight for myne Stuffed Crust Pizza to come 'hither. Myne server was verily NOT of good stock. Thy should be wary, forsooth! Yon, we shan't return."

May I propose a theory as to the thinking behind the 'progressive" accusation? I believe the assumption was made because of your contempt for Friedman, the premier apologist for what he calls "free trade," the name under which international corporations have used their power to shift the primary function of…

STICK TO... uhh, aahh, well, don't recommend any books about cereal, Marchman.

In fact, Barry, I'd put serious money on the fact that Theismann's opinions aren't his own. He knows better than to go out on a limb like that.

In defense of the blind draw, it's damned near impossible for either team to score if they can't see.

The best thing about these is always "we."

You're right, Mike Brown did deserve a fair trial.

Do you mean 1988 or were you referring to the season in which the mercy rule would have been called at halftime against Alabama if it were Pop Warner? Because that would be an interesting definition of "undefeated season".

This pretty much sums up the problem with (some) cops. This guy is pants-shittingly terrified of just the presence of unarmed citizens. He's waiving his gun around like he was in the middle of the jungle and the rest of his platoon had just been killed by the VC and he was just waiting to be taken or to have his…

NFL Committee: Ok, Coldplay. What's your set list looking like?

Gallant: "Hey, that's Payola!"

If the performers will not contribute financially, the NFL may look elsewhere. Rumored options are Boston, Chicago, Kansas, Europe, Asia, or Paul McCartney.

Stop. Just stop.

You're crazy.

So THAT was why the Denver OL didn't block anyone all game?

Edmonton has already offered Taylor Hall and $6 million cash for that portrait.

Holy shit, you're a moron. But keep fucking that strawman, dude.

I'm a woman. I watch soccer. I dread having to watch FA cup, Champions league, etc., on Fox Sports 1. The men are obnoxious douchebags and the woman they have seems to have almost zero knowledge of the sport—or at least is only ever allowed to comment in the most vague terms, while wearing a short dress and standing…

....while asking you to play the part of the husband in consuming their product.