Somebody was watching closely.

Some men just want to watch the world burn, others the Dark Knight Rises trailer repeatedly. To each their own, I suppose.

Batman tries to walk away and he stumbles

Winter comes in, summer goes out. Each lasts an indeterminate amount of time. You can't explain that.

Excellent job, sir. Of course, the last sentence made me think of the Godfather Part 2...

This seems much more fun than flintknapping.

If red hair is caused by having two copies of a recessive gene, and the mother, a brunette, only has one copy of it, what are the odds that all four children would end up with red hair? That's not a criticism, I'm legitimately asking anyone who is better at genetics/math than me.

Western society's increasing acceptance of homosexuality, obviously.

Jajajaja

Farewell and adieu to you, fair 20 foot shark...

and fights his way through a complex full of scientists and guards with AK-47s

That's a great idea, but first they have to develop the technology for the MultiPass.

Count me out of the mining crew.

It's not unusual for two people to share such a common name.

To be fair, you weren't so much born as you were created in a laboratory.

Internet, make it so.

It gets worse. I just found this advance clip from the next Muppet movie.

Yep, it was all set to the piano coda from "Layla." And now all us mammals get to live the rest of our lives like schnooks.

Although they were constructed over 3,000 years later, we know from ethnohistorical data that both the city of Cusco and Machu Picchu were designed in the shape of animals. Cusco was made to represent a puma and Machu Picchu a condor.

I love how the myth of the sparsely-populated, pre-Columbian Amazon is being steadily destroyed. If it weren't such a God-awful place in which to excavate these discoveries would be happening much more frequently.