Neil deGrasse Tyson punched a black hole so hard it turned back into a star.

I am a man in mid-20s with a big stuffed bear that I have had since I was an infant. Some my say it's unhealthy or immature to hang on to something from your childhood like that, but I believe that is much healthier to hug a stuffed animal when your feeling down than to turn to alcohol, drugs, or other vices as so…

Haha, I actually wanted to avoid the strict meme. I decided to go with an "in the field" photo to really capture his inanity. It almost looks here like he could be sitting near the edge of a crater in the Yucatan.

Since 2005, she and her team have been excavating a site on Mauritius... #corrections

5,000 years, one history, no questions!

Take my wife... please!

I am happy to know that this man's reputation is such that alien-built dinosaur fighting pits could come across as a potentially believable hypothesis of his. Hopefully his collapse will be as swift and complete as that of Atlantis...

The Chicxulub impact crater was actually a gigantic arena designed by aliens to hold fights between various species of ancient reptiles. It was destroyed 65 millions years ago when one of the raptors gained sentience and triggered the self-destruct mechanism that wiped out both the dinosaurs and their alien captors…

One Longboard to stall them all, One Longboard to block them,

The way is shut.

I second this correction.

I don't know if you were trying to channel Malcolm X, but that is exactly how I read your post. We didn't land on planet Earth, planet Earth landed on us!

Exactly. And thank you for saying hypothesis instead of theory.

...Mr. Bezos is the founder of Amazon

You lost me at Jared Diamond. I suppose that the overarching idea of that book is somewhat accurate, if not at all groundbreaking, but he is awful at using and citing sources. Most of it seems like it just sprang from his head, and he published it regardless if there is any evidence to back it up.

It should be noted that these researches are only looking at the domestication of taurine cattle. Their research does not include other types like zebu cattle, which are likely from South Asia, and sanga cattle from Africa. There has been a great deal of interbreeding since then, but all cattle were definitely not…

Jason Ur might have the most perfect name for his profession and specialty that has ever existed. Unless he changed it to that, which would be incredibly lame.

Dino DNA!

That's so Vonnegut!

If only block lifting and CT scans were not so expensive and time consuming, it could become a much more common technique.