Nah, they were clearly created in God's image.

It's worth noting that there has never been a form of male orgasm — no matter how bizarrely achieved — that scientists have had to investigate for validity.

40 whacks with a wet noodle, Bart!

If anything, I'd expect the storms to cause electronics to Breakdown. Perhaps You Got Lucky.

Tell that to Kennewick Man, also known as Patrick Stewart. (read sarcasm)

To paraphrase, "Bradley and Stanford were so preoccupied with whether they could that they didn't stop to think if there's any evidence that they did." They have a few Solutrean-looking points with some very problematic C14 dates. They are also obsessed with being earlier than Clovis in their publications, but the…

I kept thinking about this post while trying to "work," so I did some more searching and came across this. She knows her shit.

We are through the looking glass people.

This is heavy.

I don't know why, but seeing those little blue spirits made me think of this guy.

Ah, thank you. I'm happy that I was at least able to identify it as not a felid.

Agreed. They certainly wouldn't be scared to frequently kill off major characters.

If a cat breaks a mirror does it get 63 years of bad luck?

You had to see this coming.

This is all just a hoax perpetrated by BIG ASTRONOMY to get us to buy telescopes and to secure cushy government grants for all these so-called "scientists." Don't let them fool you, our economy is now dominated by the science-industrial complex, and that's just how they want it.

The second author listed is a geoarchaeologist specializing in lithic technologies. I am going to trust that he could properly identify human-made versus natural formations. I have very little understanding of art history or perspective, so I can't say much to that. Maybe it was just a lucky accident?

horny archaeologist: Now you're just speaking in redundancies. Also, I would now like to change my name to Randy Troglodite.

In the article, Dr. Neves et al compare the "figure" from Lapa do Santo to other roughly contemporaneous rock art images from northeast Brazil. They identify at least three other sites that appear to follow the same stylistic tradition. The dating of the sites might be problematic, as it is in most cave contexts,…

Speaking as an archaeologist, I wholeheartedly agree.

Or you are just funny. Which is it???