So throwing away long-respected journalistic principles, whereby people may tell you things they otherwise wouldn’t/couldn’t in exchange for confidentiality, is OK as long as you don’t like the guy? We’ve become a nation entirely overtaken by feelings.

Meh

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

I have no love lost for that man...but I didn’t appreciate a foreign citizen chunking a shown at our president, and I was proud of his reflexes, nice duck.

Come on now. This story is bullshit. He clearly didn’t mean to hit Vasquez. Obviously he was aiming for the team trainer.

You clearly have never applied for media credentials...

As a member of the press, I can confirm that 99% of the job is ‘looking like you belong there.’ Also, walking with a purpose and flashing a press badge will get you into most places. 

It’s amazing how far people will let a member of the press go before they stop you, mostly out of their own confusion and desire to…

it prevented the russians from taking over, duh

My friends and I made a high school film involving the train formation. We are no longer allowed around high schools.

Am I the only one who has never ever ever heard of Elena Ferrante?

Why would Rocket feel the need to give Samer instructions on heating up the jelly donut before he fucks it if he’s assuming Samer already has experience doing so? 

wut

Unfortunately, no camera angle clearly showed the fate of the ball.

Well, let’s hope the children are OK and everyone else is dead.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

He’s a nice guy. I still want to punch him in the face.

That’s for a player that goes out of bounds and comes back in bounds.

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

“If you aren’t manly enough... you have only your genes to blame.”

“If you aren’t manly enough... you have only your genes to blame.”