What do you mean? They’ve been pretty consistent in going after people who blatantly rip off their design aesthetic. Where is the inconsistency?

You don’t get it. They don’t care that people are copying the game mechanics, they care that people are using CAH’s visuals and designs to profit by association. Look at the example in the article about the Crabs game.

Have we all agreed we just aren’t going to talk about Vader’s awful dad joke first scene? That we’re just going to be blown away by his second scene and pretend the “choke on your aspirations” line never happened? I’m okay pretending that. Let’s all agree to pretend.

Killing everyone was perfect, it was exactly what they needed to do. Make Rogue One a vignette that stands alone and tells a single story. Don’t over complicate it, don’t try and set it up to spin off into 3000 sequels. Tell a story, do it well, nailed it.

I’ve been telling people that it’s a better film than Force Awakens, but that FA is a better Star Wars film. If that makes any sense.

I’m barely not-crying in my office right now, thinking the exact same thing. Pop will break me, I know this.

Personally, I would rather just fix the broken math of it all and distribute the electoral college votes in a manner that makes sense instead of the arbitrary distribution we have now.

Halsey and Lana Del Rey should sing all the things.

As soon as that leaked Dark Tower trailer is officially released, you’ll be able to add it to this list.

I love a good Meyers Lemon.

don’t forget to go to www.delosincorporated.com and use the password “reverie”

How about at the very beginning when Logan begged William to “go black hat with me!”?

Jim Jones? Deadspin needs to stop drinking the Kool-Aid.

Much like a Human Centipede, the only tolerable spot on this ride is at the front.

lol calm down, I got a 34, but I meet almost none of the actual criteria. Tests like this are not a diagnosis, they’re just a tool to help direct the efforts of a professional towards establishing a diagnosis if one actually exists.

.....what?

Sounds like a bitch, but doesn’t fit the criteria for narcissistic personality disorder.

To be fair, this is true about just about all personality or mental disorders. People love to talk about how they’re “bipolar” because sometimes they feel differently than they did the day before, or how they’re “antisocial” because they aren’t big on social interaction, or “so ADD” because they get distracted…

Left out a rather important part of his interview where he said:

Deadspin left out a rather important part of his interview where he said: