Devil’s (Hopkins’) advocate: the guests are not committing sexual assault because the hosts are not human, that’s like saying people are sexually assaulting Fleshlights.

Never forget.

....Awful cities? Okay.

It’s not supposed to be. Everything is cyclical, remember? 

I want McConaughey to deliver that line, adds to the whole feeling that Roland has been manipulated by the man in black ever since he was a boy.

I photograph pro sports professionally and can say that this is all mostly still true. You can’t just make up a newspaper these days, but I’ve worked games where I left the correct credential at home or something but still had full access anyway, simply because I had a ton of credentials from other teams hanging…

Media member here. Not true in the slightest.

Watch the replay again, the ball gets kicked back into Johnson’s hands. Blink and you miss it.

ImageWorks was amazing. I have such great memories from there as a child. The Electronic Philharmonic was fantastic.

Shit like this is why I wish I still played Destiny. Unfortunately, I like being employed and being married too much to have the time necessary for it, so I will continue to just read about it.

“DIE DIE DIE DI-hhnnnngrrrr!!....zzzzz”

It should pop up automatically when within the range of an NFC-enabled POS.

ExactMats. Keeps my Jeep’s mats (and particularly the trunk) looking completely brand new. Not a fan of the bigger rubber weathertech trays so I recommend these to everyone.

ExactMats. Keeps my Jeep’s mats (and particularly the trunk) looking completely brand new. Not a fan of the bigger…

You could also just learn how to solve a cube yourself and not involve webcams or college students. It’s really quite easy to get to a sub-two minute solve time in just a matter of weeks.

This just in: blog company that says a fetus is not a baby, states that an egg is a chicken.

Do you have the one with the nature sounds? Because my wife really wants one and I might be interested.

Do you have the one with the nature sounds? Because my wife really wants one and I might be interested.

So you can’t upgrade to it if you were on the public beta? I get that the GM is the exact same as the public release, but you can’t leave app reviews if you’re on the GM because it still reads it as a pre-release copy of the OS.

Actually, it’s Apples and Nougat

so edgy

Some people hand their brand new 6 Plus to their wives who promptly drop it face down in the parking lot, or so I hear.