"I consider myself a pretty aggressive owner and when I heard the Angels needed a washing machine I had to pull the trigger" - Jed Hoyer

Yeah, this is way less eerie without all of the dying retirees alternating pulls between their cigarettes and oxygen tanks.

Too bad that the Rogue Squadron books were some of the best EU material and now they apparently don't exist.

The plus side is that they will probably, like most Apple devices, hold their value well after one year. So you buy the new item, then sell it a year later when the new-er item launches, and you've probably covered a good chunk of your costs. Many people (myself included) don't mind that incremental upgrade cost to…

Justin Bieber thinks this looks staged.

In high school I was dunked on by DeAndre Jordan. I went to box out, got my butt on someone, located the ball, jumped for it, and saw/felt a monster fly above me, grab that ball, then hurl it through the hoop over my head. I got thoroughly Brandon Knight-ed.

Being Jesus usually helps.

BUT CAN I PLAY CD'S????

Your joke would be funny if the existence of Jesus as a historical figure wasn't almost universally accepted. Keep trying though.

Maybe just change the title to reflect that it's from last season?

$5 mil in 3.5 hours O_O

I named my 3 sons and my daughter LeBron James Jr. I figure at least one of them will pan out and I'll just disown the other 3. I'm a 5'11" white guy so I figure my odds are pretty good.

We have about 10 pieces of wooden Ikea furniture, including our entertainment center and king size bed, and we couldn't be happier with the value and quality. I know everyone likes to dump on Ikea for particle board, but they're pine stuff is solid.

My psychologist wife says that people like you are why she hates most people.

Malcolm Brenner could help him heal.

But that's part of the ridiculousness of evolution; every generation of every species has probably thought that whatever they were working with was the best possible option for their environment. The ones who were all like "nah lets just hang out in this water, this has worked for us for countless years!" are the ones…

How do we know evolution got it right?

Donald Glover should play Spider-Man!

This would be a lot cooler with Philips Hues.

Hmm I'll have to check to see if mine has that. I came from a Westinghouse K-Mart purchase that made me hate everything about my existence. Getting this Bravia was like having the heavens open up and God kiss me on the forehead. Twice.