I named my 3 sons and my daughter LeBron James Jr. I figure at least one of them will pan out and I'll just disown the other 3. I'm a 5'11" white guy so I figure my odds are pretty good.

My psychologist wife says that people like you are why she hates most people.

Malcolm Brenner could help him heal.

Donald Glover should play Spider-Man!

Hmm I'll have to check to see if mine has that. I came from a Westinghouse K-Mart purchase that made me hate everything about my existence. Getting this Bravia was like having the heavens open up and God kiss me on the forehead. Twice.

One of my favorite things about my Sony Bravia is that each input remembers it's own specific settings. So I can have the best settings locked in for my PS4, Roku, Chromecast, and broadcast receiver. Such a cool feature I didn't realize I needed until I had it.

I am going to get absolutely destroyed (because no one ever likes the Devil's advocate), but WHY is this wrong? I'm sitting here reading about a girl who loving someone she wants despite societal convention telling her not to. Why is this thing actually "bad"? I thought Jezebel (and most of her readership) didn't…

"LOOK AT THE CLOCK! I THOUGHT ASIANS WERE GOOD AT MATH???" - Kobe

I prefer to use Pocket to catalogue links I want to read later, then forget to go to Pocket to look at.

Captain Try-Hard over here...

Twist: the Jetpack is a horcrux.

So what you're trying to tell me is that if I am skinny, tanned, have good boobs, and post pictures of myself in bikinis, that people will like me on the internet?

Well, growing up in Italy I imagine that he solved many an altercation with a duel at sunrise with sabers.

you misspelled "employee" and "actual".

My wife uses olive oil. Seems to work great.

What would have been really ballsy is if they had run the same play twice to take the lead.

Fact. Only professional football coaches are aware of the existence of color.

Very nice. You aren't allowed to take photos from behind the team benches so he must have been walking to the opposite end of the field at just the perfect time. Great stuff!

I'll look into it, but I don't buy anything bulk and Amex doesn't seem to be accepted as widely as Visa or Discover =/

Except they don't take Discover