*Someone else's* "Batman and Robin are/aren't/are mistaken for gay" article…

Fair enough - I guess I was looking for a blatant "lazy" stereotype and not seeing it. Of course, if they were all able to outrun Sylvester, they wouldn't need Speedy to help them and the premise would fall apart.

I remember "Slowpoke Rodriguez" was slow and lazy, because that was the entire point of his character - as the opposite of Speedy, he was the "slowest mouse in all Mexico". I don't remember any of the other mice being presented that way.

How am I supposed to take claims of "A7X FER LYYFEE" seriously from an Øath Betrayer? He could turn on them tomorrow.

Wrestle Me For America, You Thieving White Shit is the one that was later adapted into the movie Americathon, right?

Britney Spears Has A Beef With Iggy Azaela
(as performed by Donald Trump and Ted Cruz)

"Are you, Alice, menstruating right now? Are you holding?"

[drops toothpaste, crestfallenly]

Act now and get a free half-order of Cookie Bread; while supplies last.

Polly-want-a-cracker Pam
Maxwell's Silver Cannon
Flintlock

WHY IS THERE A VAGINA IN THE SINK???

Unh, how troglodyte send clubs through email? Butt Sisters broke last one, need replace.

I hear they're all a bunch of filthy hetero-seckshools.

Indiana Jones and the Last Kuru-sade

So… "Ice King: The Movie" but with a clown instead of a crown?

"Say Hu."

Nothing livens up a Robotic Hymn of Doom like an amazing pair of jugs!

I know the Doctor speaks cat, but will it be subtitled for the audience?

"Meep. Meep meep."

Yeah, it might have been a solid color, but it had "don't fuck with me" written all over it.