I even read the article before commenting.

AKA "that little blue triangle that means 'do not attempt to play this video'"

"This car is only one (light-)second old! It's practically brand new!"

Does he not realize Trump IS white bread? Actually, don't tell him; we might have a (long-term) solution here.

Not to be confused with Lükelix or Rape Nuts.

I was thinking "Food Party, but less disturbing."

I'm grateful for that extra word in the middle, because "renowned singer/songwriter Macaulay Culkin" would have been stretching credibility otherwise.

WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME???

Please, like AV Club would have any interest in hearing about freaky face-swapped pokémons…

"Gomez, take those out of his mouth."

Gryffindor's Lion and The Witch's Wardrobe

Well good morning to you too there, Mr. Food Monster - this is how it's goin': LOOK AT MY FREAKIN' CAR! It is crushed… to bejeezus and back…

21 Clumps of Meat

I really expected the snowman's nose pointing back out the way he came to be significant.

If eating Jojen is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Spanakopita!

My Entrails Are Terrified
Meatiness Exaggerated And Troublesome
Mister Ed And Toto

According to their site, it does have real-time updating, but I couldn't get the demo video to play, so it's unclear how it works. The phrasing made it sound like you could see people typing, although from the screenshot of the video, I think it is mostly like on Disqus, where you just see that someone is typing (not…

OK, their home page doesn't even work in multiple browsers, so that's off to a really bad start. Ignoring that and trying to sign up, I find that the usernames are limited to 20 characters - even fewer than on Disqus - so I can't use my existing name as it is one letter too long. Signing up without spaces in my…

Turkey Volume Guessing Man!