"N*I*X*O*N"
"Dick'll Nix it!" (or "Dick of Hazzard", your choice)
"Nix Oncredible!"

Sonic screwdrivers don't work on wood!

Wieners filled with toxic crap? Hot dogs ARE the patriarchy!

Ba-wi-da-ba da bang-a-dang diggy diggy…

I got a rock.

Xanderpuss has evolved - new form is Meta-Logorrhea!

I'd rather have a new season of "Major Lazer"…

I was at that next show; he skipped the usual meet'n'greets afterwards but still put on a hell of a show. You'd never know anything worse than the DVD of the Fat intro skipping was on his mind.

Adele Mazikeen?

I was expecting this to be "Desperate Houseplants".

Finn and Jake's pizza supper in Blank Eyed Girl was "200 bucks".

(Wang-ing of Chungs to follow)

That's basically the plot of Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom.

We're going to need a teeny bit more space…

My impression was that he rigged the controls to electrocute Amos if he tries to flush the airlock (the wires were sparking, he muttered something to himself about "come and get some, knuckle-dragger"), but then quickly pulled the wires back out at the last second when Amos said he was letting him go instead.

Besides, Mr. & Mrs. Murder would be a perfect fit for the CBS model, whereas they'll either have to explain "bogan" to the US audience repeatedly or else end up renaming the show.

Boba Fett was Eddie Izzard all this time?

"No, just leave it that way - I like to be depressed when I'm in the bath."
- Robert Smith

That's not what we were waiting for though…

I've cleverly avoided this pitfall by only knowing "Smoke 2 Joints".