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The Snake Of Argument
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Jesus, AV Club, let's not be Gawker, OK?

Y'all'll have to excuse him; he knows he shouldn't've done that…

Do you want amp;s? This is how you get amp;s!

You're lucky it was the common variety - I knew someone who caught Tokyo Drift and they smelled like burnt rubber for weeks.

Cronuts ruined the Croissant economy; damn disruptive technologies…

Explosivo!

"Eye Iggitt… blah."

**Theresa May and Home Office angrily deport 70-year-old musician**

Concussion: The Early Years

"A Twaddler in every pot!"

Judges?

Yoga's Bodega

"Bop 'til you drop, in the Hutt's city…"

!ediS kraD eht nioJ

That's a malicious lie perpetrated by sinister anti-lemming forces deep within the Disney cabal…

Do you, or do you not, think Ferris Bueller is a righteous dude?

"Shake me out of a can!"

That also explains the poor box-office results for The Zero Tit Theorem