Man, I bet this dude is so jealous right now.

This, but for the whole cast list.

It’s like Grumpy Cat had sex with a walrus (cute, though!).

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Alien McAlienFace

Zojirushi Neuro Fuzzy Ricce Cooker, 5.5 cups

Zojirushi Neuro Fuzzy Ricce Cooker, 5.5 cups

Cylons?

Yes.

I’m a big fan of the Secret Clinical SPECIFICALLY AND ONLY in the Sport Fresh scent (http://www.amazon.com/Secret-Clinica…). It works really well and smells actually clean—not powdery, but not overly masculine either.

I’m a big fan of the Secret Clinical SPECIFICALLY AND ONLY in the Sport Fresh scent (http://www.amazon.com/Secret-Cli…

L'oreal Voluminous (waterproof)

L'oreal Voluminous (waterproof)

I love my Klean Kanteen. Stainless steel with a leak-proof sport nozzle. Takes a beating and easy to clean, and the benefits of stainless over plastic are numerous.

I love my Klean Kanteen. Stainless steel with a leak-proof sport nozzle. Takes a beating and easy to clean, and the…

No, the super spoilerly trailer for the movie is one that was released officially on September 26th. Heck, almost the exact same dialog and action sequences have been used in both.

Helena Bonham Carter is going to play a good guy in a fantasy movie?

I am vegetarian now. Congrats, Adam Levine. You did what PETA and Morrissey have failed to do for years.

WHERE is BUCKY? No love for the brainwashed best friend?

Mark's penis-washing choir:

I'm a nasty sarcastic goth bitch and I'd have hated her with a fiery passion when I was in her target audience demographic, but I don't know, since Kanye interrupted her I've sort of admired her for what she is. Cheesy bubble gum pop-country, sure, but she at least co-writes her own songs, which makes her more of a…

I wanted to dislike Taylor Swift so badly because I'm a grumpy hipster like that but I just can't. I like her. do you hear that world?!

I feel like in general, if you become a surrogate it is best to be prepared to honour the parents' wishes should they want to abort due to a catastrophic birth defect.