Hahaha. Much penis. So girth. Wow.

Nope. Every parent and there seemed to have been one a week who let their young kids get hold of their guns and either kill themselves, a playmate or seriously wound someone. These parents deserve worst parents. The Kelsey's are bad but no where near the worse.

I have a fun cat-bath story.

Do you think they meant to be so subversive? In some ways this is a brilliant parody of the original - instead of women using heavy building equipment with dead eyes we have men doing domestic tasks and apparently having a bit of a laugh. Also - I'm assuming cadets means military? If so, this is the most fabulously…

Seriously, this woman blows me away. Every time she has spoken publicly, she has done so from a place of strength and positivity. I endured a trauma of my own, and it lasted for a day - one day, and it took me years to gain the kind of perspective that she seems to have had since the time of their escape. I hope for…

I want an Android version :(

Vote: Winamp

Don't ever change. This positioning is what made me read two articles that I most likely would have otherwise not clicked on. :-)

The only question I have is whether the eagerly anticipated outbreeding will finally produce the Kwisatz Haderach.

Fairly sure the British woman who jumped from a window didn't actually kill herself. She just had some injuries to her legs.

Hey look everyone!!! A bright, shiny object — right over there!!! Yeah, that's right! The one dancing in the cave! Look!

Oh, and don't worry about all that surveillance stuff and that funny PRISM thing. You've got something else to look at RIGHT HERE!!!!

I think it will be Lilac Lilac. Two birds, one stone.

I hope this shuts up all the motherfuckers who keep saying she's too damned thin. Some things are more important in life than appearance. I've buried too many friends to this wretched disease. Brave to Jolie for being proactive, but also bravely sharing it with the public, which may help someone else faced with the…

You're going to make that comment and not post the video?

I totally read that as "Researchers at Australia's University of NSFW," so I was like, WELL PLAYED, AUSTRALIA. But then I realized I read it incorrectly.