Not the idiot we want, but the idiot we deserve.

I get it. Obviously you are referring to the unfortunate alignment of their jersey numbers.... 3 x 23 = 69.

Generally bad advice.

The biggest problem you’ll end up with on a used piano is one that won’t stay in tune. In that case, the piano would likely need a complete rebuild to make it reasonably serviceable, replacing the soundboard, strings, etc. Which would make all but the very most valuable Steinways and Mason &…

NONONO.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

Totally. They’re small but vicious, especially the Yorkshire ones.

Stricklin got well and truly grilled.

Those Boston Dynamics guys are getting really good.

Wes Welker doesn’t remember witnessing any wrongdoing under Briles.

Poor guy, it will be at least three days before hes the head coach of another power 5 conference. My money would be on Georgia, he would love the public record laws they’ve passed

You’re just mad because you can never remember your PIN number.

Why am I bothered by such little things? It’s redundant to say “CVT transmission”. It should be either CV Transmission” or just “CVT”. This started when I noticed everyone says “MSDS Sheets” (MSDS stands for Material Safety Data Sheets), so what you’re really saying is Material Safety Data Sheets sheets or…

Best/only sub 5k sleeper I could find on ebay:

I believe that truck is gold. The official name is probably ridiculously over-qualified such as “Grand Mother Going to Church Gold Prism.”

Any stabs as why they booted Ray Lewis?

No. Absolutely no shit. Ever again.

At least with the White Sox in first place, their fans won’t have to worry about potentially losing Chris to his cousin Fire in late July.

Nice of him to at least use a self-portrait.

Perhaps he was caught up singing the hit track from The Little Mermaid, “Honda the Sea”.

+1 Such A Bolshit joke