Oh good, even our new writers have terrible opinions.

Counterpoint: Yes, I will.

Has Jordan Sargent had butter yet?

I’d much rather go out to eat in Dearborn mi. (largest Muslim population in US) than drive thru Detroit.

We don’t know that it’s in his contract, we just read one guy claiming that. Until I see it excerpted from his actual contract, I don’t know what’s in there. If it is in there, they are stupid, stupid, stupid organization with lawyers who are terrible.

When Bennett runs the wrong route and Brady’s pass gets intercepted, will it still be Cutler’s fault?

Yeah, nearly dying was certainly “what was coming to him” for driving too close to the car in front of him.

question, which clam-shell shelter is MH370 hiding under?

I was gonna assume that they must of found some substantial evidence to make such a definitive statement but then I remembered:

I’m not a pilot either. However, it appears as if the real culprit of the hard impact is gravity. If the earth had less mass the impact wouldn’t have been as severe.

I award you 9 out of 11 stars for this comment.

Pete Carroll has already begun looking for a crisis actor to replace Lynch.

Man, on the heels of B.o.B.’s bullshit earlier this week, it’s like everybody has to disagree with Newton.

Calm down there, Satan.

Aukey 4.8A dual charger:

Aukey 4.8A dual charger:

I was considered an Excel savant early in my career for knowing how to use v/hlookups and then branched that into Index Match. People are just really scared of the 2 minutes it took me to google some of this shit when I didn’t know how to do it to do it themselves.

Every time I think about how hard high school was, things like this remind me how hard it wasn’t. Getting ditched at prom beats this pool cue business 10 times outta 10. It’s too bad these coaches and administrators allow this monkey shit to go down, and it’s too bad the parents of these kids don’t do a good enough…

Everyone knows you should never disturb a Mitsubishi cocoon... How dare they do this before it could undergo its final Evolution

Ted Kennedy had a amphicar too!

“Oh dearest Doug, I chortled so exhaustively at your most recent quip that I sprayed Capri Sun all about my parent’s basement... I mean, office, co-workers noticed. I know people”