Missionary.

This wasn’t even the most political moment of the night. Pagano had his entire punting unit act out the chaos of the Speakership race.

Jim Brandstader also calls Lions games. He is a goddam pro at avoiding four-letter-words.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

Don’t worry, he didn’t switch off his targeting computer.

Oh, I was just watching you fill up the hot water dispenser at work.

And of course he’s driving a Camaro.

There always has to be that one asshat that drives in the bike lane.

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No sweat, Cam’s backup is even already getting ready in case Hochuli rips his arm off.

Your political comments are getting tiresome.

Oh no, science facts on a science blog! Can’t have that now!

IT’S A GAME OF SKILL YOU SEE AND WE TAKE CARE TO NOT USE THE WORD “GAMBLING”.

I did my time too, and there’s nothing over there that’s worth putting a single American serviceman at risk. Let someone else fight over that shithole.

You want to sign up for combat duty in Syria or are you just suggesting that the dirty work be left for others?

How did the “World’s Gayest Baby” Trophy guy not make this list?

“Which woman should I choose to be my financee?”

I’m a tax guy. Not deductible.

Have you ever played tennis??