For what it’s worth, these douchebros made a sign that sounds like they want to call the father’s “Daddy,” not that they want the daughters to call them Daddy.

That’s one long-ass calendar.

The 2015-20156 calendar? Those women are going to look terrible by December 20156.

That gif couldn’t be Sharper.

I’m sure there are more, please feel free to add.

Never is the short answer. Never ever ever is the long answer.

“Sir, the problem is that your car has a gluten aversion.”

I also would have accepted “greedy bastard.”

Yeah, quit getting paid to defend the little guy and go do some pro-bono corporate work! Greedy monster!!

Wrong, the girl never told the police, but Boise State coaches knew Ukwuachu was a danger. They even told the girl to get out of the house she was sharing with Ukwuachu, because it was dangerous.

...but he has suffered depression since he was with the Bears,”...

Just wait until they find out about Seal Team Six

Typical Palestinian bullshit. They never think they’re in the wrong.

While this is to a certain degree true its also a bit dishonest... In recent years it has gotten harder to get warrantied tools replaced in store. The above suggestion is part of the reason why. Please don’t do this, it makes honest people suffer. Hand tools are not that expensive and old ones, even with some rust,…

They actually can’t even discuss the issue at family holidays, not since Rob insisted on telling Rex that the footings are all fucked up.

This take is hot enough to.... Never mind.

Now that was a controlled demolition.

Sorry guys, my bad.

Higher production costs - a second color and additional material to weigh down one side - for probably a negligible result. I’m guessing. Because the idea was probably...

Except in the case where you die by decompression sickness.