That gif couldn’t be Sharper.

I’m sure there are more, please feel free to add.

Never is the short answer. Never ever ever is the long answer.

“Sir, the problem is that your car has a gluten aversion.”

I also would have accepted “greedy bastard.”

Yeah, quit getting paid to defend the little guy and go do some pro-bono corporate work! Greedy monster!!

Wrong, the girl never told the police, but Boise State coaches knew Ukwuachu was a danger. They even told the girl to get out of the house she was sharing with Ukwuachu, because it was dangerous.

...but he has suffered depression since he was with the Bears,”...

Just wait until they find out about Seal Team Six

Typical Palestinian bullshit. They never think they’re in the wrong.

While this is to a certain degree true its also a bit dishonest... In recent years it has gotten harder to get warrantied tools replaced in store. The above suggestion is part of the reason why. Please don’t do this, it makes honest people suffer. Hand tools are not that expensive and old ones, even with some rust,…

They actually can’t even discuss the issue at family holidays, not since Rob insisted on telling Rex that the footings are all fucked up.

This take is hot enough to.... Never mind.

Now that was a controlled demolition.

They’re really trying to get his SSN.

Come on guys, don’t be dicks. Make it for $599.99. He won’t need to fill out a W-9 then, and you won’t need to issue him a 1099.

+6-10 weeks

Seriously though, the only time being at a strip club isn’t awkward is when you are either handing a stripper money or having them grind into you.

Please tell me you didn't just call Caitlyn Jenner a worthless fuck. I think you might be the worthless fuck

Are you blind? You just watched an anthropomorphic male eagle laying an egg in defiance of the laws of God and man.