Hey, the guy has proven he’ll do anything to win.

Good Kinja.

An “outside investigator” hired by U of I, it should be noted.

Stick to not-sports!

Come on, don’t you remember all those times that news outlets held off on the Super Bowl result until Tuesday because some people have that shit DVR’ed?

This same genius on a local Chicago Sports shows coined “W.I.N. Whatever Is Necessary Today”, those were his exact words, so it was actually W.I.N.T

Many lawyers are pedantic dicks.

I hope one of them gets gored by Peter King.

Don’t troll.

The existance of North Korea suggests this is actually not how you infact “win”.

Nope. The Silex is actually a cruise missile with two laterally mounted booster rockets, carrying a torpedo. In this clip what you see is (a) one of the boosters rip off and fly away, (b) the cruise missile portion with one remaining attached booster spiral out of control in the direction it was fired and (c) the…

#Kinja’d!

That has such a high sphincter factor that I think I just sucked up my seat cushion.

Ask the families of the 20 million plus dead that thought the same thing about Stalin

Yeah, it’s funny how these lunatic fundamentalists can make us nostalgic for the hardcore communists we used to worry about.

Except it did happen when the Dutch played. And towards Balotelli. And towards English players. And towards fans outside the stadium.

Lil Wayne smokes kale?

If any Spikes fans find themselves still traumatized, next Thursday is $1 beer night.

I’ll be honest Barry, I have no fucking clue what is going on here.

“turned up $80 million in cash in Suleiman’s home”