They’re really trying to get his SSN.

Come on guys, don’t be dicks. Make it for $599.99. He won’t need to fill out a W-9 then, and you won’t need to issue him a 1099.

It’s going to make parent competitions a little more fierce.

Do kids really care whether the episodes of Sesame Street they’re watching are nine months old?

+6-10 weeks

Seriously though, the only time being at a strip club isn’t awkward is when you are either handing a stripper money or having them grind into you.

Please tell me you didn't just call Caitlyn Jenner a worthless fuck. I think you might be the worthless fuck

Are you blind? You just watched an anthropomorphic male eagle laying an egg in defiance of the laws of God and man.

Hey, the guy has proven he’ll do anything to win.

Good Kinja.

An “outside investigator” hired by U of I, it should be noted.

Stick to not-sports!

Burying information in paperwork to sneak something by.

Come on, don’t you remember all those times that news outlets held off on the Super Bowl result until Tuesday because some people have that shit DVR’ed?

This same genius on a local Chicago Sports shows coined “W.I.N. Whatever Is Necessary Today”, those were his exact words, so it was actually W.I.N.T

Many lawyers are pedantic dicks.

I hope one of them gets gored by Peter King.

Don’t troll.

The existance of North Korea suggests this is actually not how you infact “win”.

#Kinja’d!