That has such a high sphincter factor that I think I just sucked up my seat cushion.

Ask the families of the 20 million plus dead that thought the same thing about Stalin

Yeah, it’s funny how these lunatic fundamentalists can make us nostalgic for the hardcore communists we used to worry about.

Except it did happen when the Dutch played. And towards Balotelli. And towards English players. And towards fans outside the stadium.

Lil Wayne smokes kale?

If any Spikes fans find themselves still traumatized, next Thursday is $1 beer night.

I’ll be honest Barry, I have no fucking clue what is going on here.

“turned up $80 million in cash in Suleiman’s home”

Yes, Obama is literally doing the equivalent of handing Czechoslovakia over to Hitler. Your comment really added some valuable information to the discourse here.

Dear all Pats fans who are coming to post the exact same whine,

Isn’t gold expensive though? I like gold foil flakes on my kobe beef burger, but on my tires? Seems excessive.

Uh, every host country for every Olympics, World Cup, etc takes a loss. It isn’t about money for the country - it’s about prestige. The money goes to FIFA or the IOC. I don’t know why that lie has persisted. Cheapness in this case is simply because the women don’t have any leverage. The men do.

And packers.

Kobo Aura H20 is $130, waterproof, has 265ppi screen and you actually own the books you pay for and it accepts external books also. The waterproof Paperwhite is highly overpriced, considering that Kindle uses (or at least used to use) Kobo’s screens. Worth checking it out.

This from a man who defended bears in the past.

Sadly my currently kindle of 3 years is still working just fine. <uses evil eye> break damn you infernal contraption</uses evil eye> nope still working

Ignoring your car’s torque specs.

Too bad his brother Yard never made the bigs. He was just all over the place.

Well then which celebrity Vodka should I be drinking?