I don’t care how “insensitive” I sound. I hope you die in a bus fire.
Wait a second. This is FUCKING DEADSPIN. All of this and not one comment that Buzz Fucking Bissinger was the author? I mean, lest we fucking forget what he did to the Pope Will I, our emeritus sanctum?
Tears.
A Runway is lit very long and is not moving... difficult for sure but this is on another level.
I think I can speak for the general public when I say that we'd rather watch cute kids than listen to NBA players answer whatever rote-ass question this jagoff would come up with.
Telling a guy who’s worth 65 million bucks his career decisions are “silly.” LOL internet.
HEAD COACH: Alright, let’s draw up the punt return play - who do you need out there?
Gee, where would they find someone with such intricate knowledge of how to operate a ball pump? Surely McNally’s expertise makes him as unique as heart surgeons and astronauts.
You’re complaining about the men and women in the military coordinating and working together? Really? The crew of the plane are not solely responsible for loading cargo. That’s part of the role of the supply unit.
Fair enough, but I’ll defend the A.M Crunchwrap until my (untimely, because A.M. Crunchwrap) death.
Which craft brewery double-hopped IPA goes best with chicken nuggets and ranch dressing?
I really hope they do “Guess today’s attendance”
Great. Now I have to sleep with TWO guns under my pillow? What if I get it wrong?
It’s happening!!
This burger was a labor of love. The guy at McDonald’s hates you because you’re combining cheese, fish and tartar sauce.
I’m willing to give Washington the benefit of the doubt here, because if there’s anything we’ve learned about this franchise it’s that they usually make the correct personnel decisions.
We could have repaved the entire Highway to the Danger Zone five times over.
Also, to elaborate that. How about you drive your car through a shopping mall. Oh wait, because that's illegal and can kill people? Right, well, riding on the sidewalk is not permitted for cyclists - hence the riding in the streets. Share the roads works both ways. People like you are the cancer of America. …