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I don’t care how “insensitive” I sound. I hope you die in a bus fire.

Wait a second. This is FUCKING DEADSPIN. All of this and not one comment that Buzz Fucking Bissinger was the author? I mean, lest we fucking forget what he did to the Pope Will I, our emeritus sanctum?

eta: the video is even better ...

Tears.

A Runway is lit very long and is not moving... difficult for sure but this is on another level.

I think I can speak for the general public when I say that we'd rather watch cute kids than listen to NBA players answer whatever rote-ass question this jagoff would come up with.

Telling a guy who’s worth 65 million bucks his career decisions are “silly.” LOL internet.

HEAD COACH: Alright, let’s draw up the punt return play - who do you need out there?

Gee, where would they find someone with such intricate knowledge of how to operate a ball pump? Surely McNally’s expertise makes him as unique as heart surgeons and astronauts.

You’re complaining about the men and women in the military coordinating and working together? Really? The crew of the plane are not solely responsible for loading cargo. That’s part of the role of the supply unit.

Fair enough, but I’ll defend the A.M Crunchwrap until my (untimely, because A.M. Crunchwrap) death.

Which craft brewery double-hopped IPA goes best with chicken nuggets and ranch dressing?

I really hope they do “Guess today’s attendance”

I’m willing to give Washington the benefit of the doubt here, because if there’s anything we’ve learned about this franchise it’s that they usually make the correct personnel decisions.

We could have repaved the entire Highway to the Danger Zone five times over.

Kelly is stitching together a human quarterpede

100/1 Maybe Chip isn’t circumsized.

Of course Vegas is not trying to accurately project a team's win total, just the number at which the betting public will split evenly between over and under bets. So you can say the statheads beat Vegas, but they weren't even really playing the same game.

Yes, but there pretty much nothing else pass the bridge.