I really hope they do “Guess today’s attendance”

I’m willing to give Washington the benefit of the doubt here, because if there’s anything we’ve learned about this franchise it’s that they usually make the correct personnel decisions.

We could have repaved the entire Highway to the Danger Zone five times over.

Kelly is stitching together a human quarterpede

100/1 Maybe Chip isn’t circumsized.

Of course Vegas is not trying to accurately project a team's win total, just the number at which the betting public will split evenly between over and under bets. So you can say the statheads beat Vegas, but they weren't even really playing the same game.

Yes, but there pretty much nothing else pass the bridge.

Moments later, John Daly drove into a water hazard.

Completing a mile in 9 minutes means moving at 6.66 mph, which is much faster than walking pace.

It is a sport known for turning left.

Because everyone likes fireworks.

Yeah, aaront tee shots are never p(h)un....

Owners real reason? Dramatic, game changing, ref botching gets on the 5 o'clock news, front page of newspapers, etc etc.

Oh wait, there's a little dust on the cover still. Here!

Colin must not be an avid reader of Gawker's sites. I love to pull this one up to the forward thinking left coast liberals who denigrate those in the south and midwest:

If 122,000,000 individuals paid taxes in 2010 (latest data I could find), then each will have paid out $0.065 for the model, so you cry over a nickel and a penny and a half.

I, for one, see nothing wrong with the Patriot Act that would increase video surveillance of everything.

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I will admit I don't watch the Utah Jazz

Is it ok for me to make my bed with my wife still in it? You see, I am long gone each morning before anyone else in the house awakens.