"Stacking up"? Sale breaking his foot is the only injury of note so far, unless you count Minnie Minoso dying from being 150 years old as an injury.

He'll probably throw combustible lemons at you and burn your house down.

/calls parents right this goddamn instant because I'm terrified of what J.K. Simmons will do to me

So what you're saying is domestic violence is only acceptable under a team-friendly extension...

What, exactly, is wrong with a tall and strong person utilizing their physical attributes to make money?

Of course this happened at night. Do you know what Putin would do if he saw a man with his bear in broad daylight?

not air. That has chemicals.

And we no longer have coalers to refuel our dreadnoughts!!!! How will we ever defeat the Kaiser?????? I blame Obama.

"Useless crap"? Really? When the tanks come rolling into your town, liberal pukes like you will be the first ones crying "where are all the highly trained biathletes to save us"?

I honestly don't know how Boehim can recruit going forward. He used to be able to say if you come to Syracuse, you'll get to play in NCAA tourneys and do Fine. What can he say now?

Hernandez's defense attorneys didn't object, as they felt the replacement alternate juror (pictured here) could be fair and impartial in considering the facts of this case.

We finally have conclusive proof that while marijuana may not make you kill people, it does at the very least make you do a shitty shitty job of it.

This is why I never store my ammo in my ass.

Players shall sit out the first half of the season opener.

No need to design anything. Clippard pneumatics sells miniature self-relieving regulators that are smaller than a AAA battery and would easily accomplish the task. All that would be needed to adapt such a regulator to a standard inflation needle is a few off the shelf fittings. Total cost would be less than $20 and be…

I hope I'm not the only one that cringes when pop singers sing the Star Spangled Banner.

Fuck Wilson. The dude just up and swims off at the first sign of rough weather. Some friend.

I'm sure this will Qwell all the drama.