Owners real reason? Dramatic, game changing, ref botching gets on the 5 o'clock news, front page of newspapers, etc etc.

Oh wait, there's a little dust on the cover still. Here!

Colin must not be an avid reader of Gawker's sites. I love to pull this one up to the forward thinking left coast liberals who denigrate those in the south and midwest:

If 122,000,000 individuals paid taxes in 2010 (latest data I could find), then each will have paid out $0.065 for the model, so you cry over a nickel and a penny and a half.

I, for one, see nothing wrong with the Patriot Act that would increase video surveillance of everything.

@ProFootballTalk

I will admit I don't watch the Utah Jazz

Is it ok for me to make my bed with my wife still in it? You see, I am long gone each morning before anyone else in the house awakens.

"Stacking up"? Sale breaking his foot is the only injury of note so far, unless you count Minnie Minoso dying from being 150 years old as an injury.

He'll probably throw combustible lemons at you and burn your house down.

/calls parents right this goddamn instant because I'm terrified of what J.K. Simmons will do to me

So what you're saying is domestic violence is only acceptable under a team-friendly extension...

What, exactly, is wrong with a tall and strong person utilizing their physical attributes to make money?

Of course this happened at night. Do you know what Putin would do if he saw a man with his bear in broad daylight?

not air. That has chemicals.

And we no longer have coalers to refuel our dreadnoughts!!!! How will we ever defeat the Kaiser?????? I blame Obama.

"Useless crap"? Really? When the tanks come rolling into your town, liberal pukes like you will be the first ones crying "where are all the highly trained biathletes to save us"?

I honestly don't know how Boehim can recruit going forward. He used to be able to say if you come to Syracuse, you'll get to play in NCAA tourneys and do Fine. What can he say now?

Hernandez's defense attorneys didn't object, as they felt the replacement alternate juror (pictured here) could be fair and impartial in considering the facts of this case.