I don’t know if my father supports Trump or not, because I haven’t spoken to him or my mother in 5 years, for reasons that predict the high likelihood that they are Trump supporters.

“Remember when I was a child, the five minutes of my life you decided to be a parent, you told me not to trust strangers on the internet because they didn’t always tell the truth? Remember that? Do I need to give you that same lecture?”

Right? Oh, am I an intellectual elitist because I like facts? Well, so be it then.

I saw a really great meme on Instagram but can’t find it now.

My paternal genetic donor who is a trump supporter loves going on about the articles he reads on Facebook like they are the holy grail of knowledge.

But liberals are smug and condescending when they point out these people are idiotic fucknuts.

“That’s been around forever. If you keep reporting on it, it’s going to grow like a cancer,” Paula said. “If you forget about it, it’s probably going to go away. The media has to hop on everything and it’s wrong.”

Fact: Nuclear reactors are just a bunch of Demogorgons running in hamster wheels.

It was Mathnet, and it was a segment on Square One; a math-centered children’s show 😃

Do they have any interest in my family’s Halloween costumes from last year?

I wish Flash had a show like this...

Lovable David Tennant gifs? Let me join in too!

Confidential at its best was basically a documentary on the FX and props people. They showed, they didn’t tell. Failed explosions and all.

And then they cut Confidential for no reason but then the guy in charge of BBC Three at the time was a guy who cut almost everything but Family Guy and Hotter Than My Daughter.

The funny thing is, Steven Universe has a lot of gay characters. Like, a frankly insane amount for a modern kid’s cartoon. There’s no reason to complain about Steven Universe lacking queer representation. At all.

Y’all motherfuckers need Jesus.

IT’S A FUCKING CARTOON YOU GODDAMN MORONS.

NO.