What the hell is Homeland Security doing with #1 and the interstate part of #2?

At least your head coaching search went better than this guy’s press conference.

This is such a failure of basic human decency. This university is rotten from the top down.

To top it off, today many Eagles fans were posting a photo of clouds that kind of looks like the team’s old logo.

You may not be such a dummy after all, Lamont.

Must be a Philly thing.

Sounds like you meet the criteria, though.

When I was a teenager there was this dude that was always getting drunk and talking about how he was gonna fuck my girlfriend and nut in her face and my response was always the same “ shut the fuck up Dad”

It’s obvious that you’re making the slanderous suggestion that Brady got the injury fingering Trump’s asshole during AFC Championship Week, and I don’t appreciate it. If word gets to Tom Brady that you’re suggesting he hurt his hand fingering Trump’s asshole during AFC Championship week, he may pursue legal action.…

Great PR move by the Army. This totally makes up for the Iraq War. However, I do love the idea of a few thousand people gathering under a roof to watch a parachute team. That’s Trump’s America, in a tight little package. A bunch of fucking mouthbreathers staring at a ceiling and listening to the thuds. Meanwhile, a…

This is more frivolous than Donald Trumps trademark claim against Syracuse.

I see it took you exactly 20 minutes after he posted to think of your “reply” on a Deadspin message board that nobody looks at. Seems you’re closer than you think...

May you meet your end at the business end of a speeding automobile.

The media ignored them for too long, which is one reason why so many white people are surprised at how racist this country actually is. The media should be reporting on racism more, not less.

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

I’m 100% sure that “backup freshman” was actually just Russell Wilson. Emotionless and glitches like a robot while talking about Jesus. Dead giveaway.

Now he’ll get to spend more time at home w/ his favorite family members:

Better than a new U2 album.

The singing of “God Bless America” during the 7th inning stretch.

“a taste of the defense we play in the SEC”?