Trump has treated Christie the exact same way he’s treated every other fat loser who voted for him.

There was a time when everyone made fun of the Astros for being really shitty and gutting their team and trading away every single player of value. Omg such a lopsided trade, all they got for (enter player’s name) were prospects!! And draft picks!! I have a feeling in a few years the White Sox fans will be very happy

Adults who still have imaginary friends should absolutely be mocked.

“And the Jaguars?

I do some work for a local brewery. Straight up we brew beer and pour it, nothing else brewery. Had a dad come up to me complaining at 7pm on a Friday that the table next to them was drunk and cussing in front of their kid. My response “Don’t bring your fucking kid to a brewery on a Friday night.”

People who take their kids to breweries and bars that also happen to serve some food are the worst of the worst. They are all, without reservation, 20 and 30-somethings who don’t want to give up their lifestyle of going out and getting tanked but are too cheap/stupid/whatever to get a babysitter. I don’t want to…

Agreed. It’s sullying Waco’s good name.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

‘Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a fucking maniac?’ -George Carlin

Strangely enough, not invited...

Wow, that sounds inviting: St. Louis in the dead of summer, Lance Berkman, and a stadium full of passionate Christians.

Because only right wingers are allowed to make those threats. So actually, Fuck You.

The problem with this article is that it assumes the majority of the anti-abortion rights activists actually care about the life of the child. While I’m certain in a few hyper-religious women that might be true... the real issue at stake is the control over the potential mother’s body.

“violate the laws of nature”

God forbid you should have to think rationally about unintended consequences when you violate the laws of nature and defend them with intellect.

Let’s all agree that we are fine with Trump being as unfit and unhealthy as possible.

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

Difficult like getting a positive steroid test but still being treated like he was clean? Difficult like that?

Real question, is it solely b/c of his likable personality with the media/fans that no one seems to care that he was just as guilty of steroid use as Bonds, McGuire etc...?