Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

Have you even watched Dr. Strangelove? It’s still funny as hell today, in that fucked up black comedy way.

I remember how white people were legally regarded as 2nd class citizens thanks to the oppressive “White Chicks” laws throughout the country in the 2000’s. Horrible times.

Hahahaha, so, in short, you couldn’t actually name something that Hillary Clinton said that even remotely compares to the monstrosity of the lie that Carly Fiorina told yesterday. Because there is nothing. But I’m sure you have something to say about her retarded fucking emails or fucking Benghazi. Shit, I don’t even…

I was going to say this, but you said it more succinctly and coherently than I could have done. I hate JerseyKid’s post. I hate it. I don’t hate JerseyKid — he’s my brother from the Garden State and we rise above the petty when shit gets real, natch — but I hate the post so much. On the surface it’s just…

Haha, see, this is how those fucking clowns can exist. Do you really believe that shit? It’s possible that you’re too stupid to understand what’s happening, but you turned on your computer, so I have to believe that you have enough brain cells to know you’re spouting bullshit.

Gawker sites have, as much as anyone in the sane portion of the country, pimped the Hillary Clinton email non-scandal.

Try again; Thou shall not eat of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil for in that moment you shall surely die. Genesis!

“If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brothers, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.” Luke 14:26

As an atheist, there is absolutely nothing I can say about this that won’t draw ire from some quarter. So—

That’s why I slap one of these in every Bible left in every Hotel I visit!

The history of that man and his administration are a complete embarrassment to our country.

He’s a friar.

“If they make mistakes, you know, it’s not like they’re professionals. They’re just amateurs. Kids, really. Young, young boys. So young, these boys. Anyway, what were we talking about?”

If you guys want to give us John Rooney back we’ll be happy to take him off your hands.

I in no way have tried to “capitalize” on anything, other than to point out that the city went through a tragedy, people were killed, people were effected, and that you should have some respect for that.

Oh wow man, you must’ve been really scared to not be able to leave your house (assuming you were included in this which at this point I have to say is doubtful). I bet that took a long time, maybe say a year or two of getting shitfaced and yelling Boston Strong at sporting events, to get that trauma out of your system.

No doubt, the single greatest thing ever associated with Deadspin. Take a victory lap, internet.