They call them scalpers to honor them.

How’d his face get so small? Or is the rest of his head huge? Jesus!

I shouldn’t have chosen a Post-it. Only this showed up

Is your name Debbie and have you ever done Dallas?

Mmm...mmm. Let’s slowly burn some of the worst cuts of grade-F meat and build a culture around it.

Shouldn’t you be bouncing on Jerry’s lap?

Bullshit. Ratted them out for what? He still claims he doesn’t know who stabbed them. Two things Ravens fans, and ONLY Ravens fans, believe: Ray Lewis doesn’t know who stabbed those two and Janay had it coming.

You can always tell which are the most paranoid, over-sensitive, humorless fanbases by whoever posts ‘rebuttals’ of WYTS.

I draw the fucking line here. We DO NOT want to see the Robert Evans MVP Watch disappear. That shit is the text equivalent of an orgasm.

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

Good. Let’s start this. I grew up in the lower peninsula then spent four years in the upper. I can honestly say that every stereotype about racist, hillbilly, backwards, inbred, uneducated, shit-kicking imbeciles applies to yoopers. The upper peninsula is a stretch of trees broken by a two lane highway interspersed…

If their god does exist, and if the bible is to be believed, he’s ruthlessly slaughtered more innocent people that the Confederacy could have ever dreamed of. He’s the most evil character in the history of written fiction, and you think he’d disapprove of slavery?

You forgot one:

wanted to take his son to get baptized

It is extreme to deny facts, science, or at the very least a scientific method and approach. I don’t know how to explain it any other way. To deny reality is pretty fucking extreme IMO.

You’d think if he knew that was going to happen, he would have just created us without sin in the first place. I guess he’s not THAT omnipotent.

I still can’t get over how gross the crucifixion story is. Gratitude and adulation is such a strange response for the ritualized murder of an innocent person for the purpose of pardoning people for largely petty crimes.

What if they overcome the odds and DO win though. What a feelgood story that would be!