We showed those crazy Russians that you can’t go invading countries on trumped up pretexts.

Now, your trolling is a little unnecessary, and your analogy about Neiman Marcus and Sears is a poor one.

It’s absolutely not a historical certainty that Jesus lived. The Roman records have no listing, even on their very well kept execution logs, of a person named Jesus (or a name that translates to it).

It’s the second coming of America’s favorite unabort fetus Tim Tebow. He is risen.

His religion is what’s so wrong with this country. He’s in bed with every fucking vicious crackpot Christianist cult in the country particularly James Dobson’s hatefest. He’s a poser asshole who hides behind Jesus to explain why he’s a fucking hateful, bigoted religious fuckwit. I only wish there were a god so that he…

Why isn’t “Because God is dead and nothing matters” on this list

I’m guessing most would like to see him get his completion percentage over 50% and wouldn’t give 2 fucks if he worshiped a hamster fetus in a jar.

Because he's a bible thumping dipshit who is bad at footballing. And his fans are dirt leg, cousin-fucking knuckle draggers. Other than that, he's fine.

If this isn’t sarcasm, I’m curious. Do people like you have a google news alert for Tim Tebow just so you can run to any sight that dares criticize him and leave angry comments?

It was actually Chip’s evil twin Dale who signed Tebow.

That's not what a pioneer wears. It's what a victim of misogyny wears.

If she dies while wearing this silly oppressive costume she gets to go to heaven as a martyr where she will get to service 40 virgin men .... or something like that.

I say we encourage them to remove symbols of oppression and subservience, not cater to such lunacy.

If you're saying that the statements that are explicitly pro-slavery don't "mean" that the Bible is pro-slavery, then why do the anti-gay statements "mean" that the Bible is anti-gay? That's my point. The Bible itself is pretty clear on both, but modern Christians have had to change the stance on slavery to keep up…

I dunno, the Bible is pretty clearly pro-slavery.

Except it should never be made with vodka.

You're absolutely correct. People who are generally low-information on this topic throw around the term "islamophobia" like it has any baring in rational discussion.