“I shall adorn the White House lawn with a giant cross and then set it aflame so that all might see it burn bright with Christmas cheer”

Fifes ranked:

“Also, where do we complain about Smoltz using irregardless.”

Probaby the same that was going on in the Grateful Dead’s equipment truck circa 1968.

They have a lot in common.

That’s Miss Panties to you, fuckface.

Well I don’t think Milan had the town drunk coach a game either.

Caps and bold. Impressive. You are so full of shit that when you have diarrhea your mommy is able to tuck you in at night in a matchbox. I rejected your insane diatribe against alcohol earlier this month and that makes me drunk? Do you even care what logic is, you insufferable dickhead? Below is a takedown of your…

Exhibit A: “Get back to me after you’ve read Castaneda a few times.”

But enough about Trump

Why are Cubs fans so obsessed with the White Sox?

Why would you single Milan out? It’s what nearly every team with a decent lead did for the last 4-5 minutes of a game pre-shot clock at every level.

Castaneda is a fraud. He tried to sell Don Juan as a real-life person but we now know he just made him up. Just like all the other shit in his books that I got hooked on—when I was sixteen. I think hallucinogens can do wonderful and scary things but they don’t prove the existence of a soul or a creator. As for Jack,…

Henry Kissinger raises another glass—filled with his favorite beverage: the blood of Asian orphans.

The South is very beautiful but its beauty makes one sad because the lives that people live, and have lived here, are so ugly that now they cannot even speak to one another. It does not demand much reflection to be appalled at the inevitable state of mind achieved by people who dare not speak freely about those things…

Unless you are a Hannity or an O’Reilly.

Where was Jesus tonight?

Because US soccer is forever a fart.

Wait. Miami has a Penn St scandal? Damn.

He’s just using the counter function, tallying the thousands of Cubs bandwagoners leaving after “Take Me Out To The Ballgame”.