Kokomo has the Klan, too. Fuck Kokomo.

Jesus! I mean, it’s Jesus! And he DOES have wife!

What’s a Hoosier?

You should try Bloomington, Drew. But you are right about the rest of that hole and its Jesus freaky denizens.

Only if the Hose win.

Dat’s a good job, my frent. Seeya at de paRRRRk sometime.

No hope and only one S for fuck’s sake. Have you also been to Cominskey Park?

Talkin bout the Noles! (Get fucked up the ass with especially thorny crab legs)

$2500 for cat knee surgery? Back in my day if you had a crippled cat all you needed was a burlap sack, some rope, a couple of heavy rocks and a deep pond. #MAGA

Ron Oyster cracker? I mean,it’s exactly how an oyster cracker would “protest”. By sinking to the bottom of the soup and falling apart and then saying a silent prayer without anyone noticing.

Yet in an article excoriating whites,  you did neglect to mention that Heather Heyer was white. Why?

Fuck Iowa

Sorry about the Deepak insult. It was uncalled for. But I repeat: it’s your brain. Until you can objectively demonstrate the existence of a soul, this is just subjective guesswork or wishful thinking. I took many a trip as well on LSD and mescaline and while they were enlightening and useful (and sometimes…

It also promotes slavery, genocide, rape, incest and human sacrifice.

Sorry Deepak.There is no science whatsoever backing up the existence of an eternal soul. At this point we have nothing substantial to claim beyond, “When you die you are fucking dead.”

Talk about cruel and unusual punishment.

“... but I’ve repeated a whole shitload of dumbass mistakes once each.”

“The stove is simmering”? What?

“Feeding the rhino” is my new euphemism for profanely replying to right-wing comments on the internet. Or maybe for leading on Sandberg that he will be the next mgr of the Cubs by letting him sing Take Me Out To The Ballgame?

You sound like a real winner wiener!